What is the inordinately loud bass coming from your shitty car trying to tell me? Are you inviting me to enjoy your taste in music? If that’s the case, you should invest in a duel, loud-speaker system for your car which advertises the name of the band and the respective track that you’re listening to. Are you trying to tell me that you’re cool? Because if that’s what you’re trying to tell me, I disagree. But there is a guy who took the muffler off his bike that I would like to introduce you to…
julie warshaw 