In my inbox this morning:
Dear Hello Friend, I am Mrs. Liza Wong the Head of Accounting Audit Department of HSBC BANK in Malaysia. I have a business proposal you In my department, I discovered a sum of $8.5 Million In an account that belongs to one of our foreign deceased customers, a billionaire Business Mogul Late Mr. Moises Saba Masri, a Jew from Mexico who was a victim of a helicopter crash since 2006 year, resulting to his death and his family members. You can see more information about Saba Masri Mr.Moises unfortunate end accident on the website-link below. [LINK REMOVED BY MANAGEMENT OF JULIEWARSHAW.COM] Now our bank has been waiting for any of the relatives to come-up for the claim but nobody has done that until now. I personally have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin/Will Beneficiary to the deceased so that they funds of this account valued at $8.5 Million can be paid to your account.this transaction will be share 60/40 by both of us. Provide me the following information, as we have 7 days to run it through. This is very URGENT PLEASE. 1. Full Name: 2. Your: Telephone Number: 3. Your Contact Address: 4. Age: 5.Core Job/ Occupation: Please on your confirmation of this message and indicating your interest, i will furnish you with more information on this business transaction. CONTACT ME URGENTLY THROUGH THIS MY EMAIL :mrs.liza.wong.2012@gmail.com Best regards Mrs. Liza Wong
My Response:
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Dear hello Mrs. Liza Wong,
I can’t believe you found me! It was my dear uncle, Business Mogul Late Mr. Moises Saba Masri, the Mexican Jew, who died in a helicopter crash; since 2006! He always hoped that the $8.5 million he kept senselessly in a Malaysian account would be discovered by a married, unrelated Asian woman and divided between herself and his beloved, distant American niece; 60/40. I understand that time is running out and there will likely be several payments of $2000 dollars or more required to transport my dead, Jewish, Mexican Uncle’s Malaysian millions to my Rich American Mid-Western bank; so I am eager to get the ball rolling! I have my social security number, credit card numbers and bank account information on hand; just respond with Uncle Moises Saba Masri’s secret word and we’re good to go.
Sincerely,
Nigerian Princess Cher Madonna
