Meat is bad. Red meat is homicidal. We’re mistreating the cows and the cows are mistreating the environment. Headless Chicken and Sad Chicken are worse for you than No Chicken. Soy is better for you than engineered food and engineered food is better for you than Soy. There’s organic, meatless chicken patties at Publix; but they’re chock-full of genetically engineered vegetables and forty-cents of every dollar goes to the NRA. Would you rather have natural food that’s sad when you kill it or food which has been genetically predetermined not to be bummed about its impending demise?