parker, stop licking the couch

Ants hate cigarettes. Good Lord; do they ever. Second-hand smoke makes them scatter off a termite’s corpse like cockroaches from a kitchen light. Ash on them and watch an entire community crumble. My neighbors occasionally put a trash bag outside their front door and I have halted a full-on ant takeover with two cigarettes and a cup of coffee. While the health implications for the consumer of said cigarette are horrific; I will say that a pack of Parliaments are significantly cheaper (and more fun) than an exterminator.


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