As a result of questionable planning, I was granted the privilege of a long lunch today while my office was re-re-constructed on the west side of the building. Rounding the top of the stairs in my building, I came upon a pair of green lizards, mid-coitus. I tried to explain to them that I was cool with their decision to mate publicly and that I was just trying to get to my apartment, but it was to no avail. Since then, I’ve begun to feel violated about my forced amphibian sex-witness status. And I wondered if the green lizards do it with the brown lizards. I kind of think they don’t. I’ve (regrettably) been a lizard sex-witness before, but I can’t recall anyone doing the swirl. If I cared juuuust a little bit more, I’d get to the bottom of it. Look up both types and (I’m guessing) discover that they’re actually two different genus and they’re not colorist, they just don’t want to have sex with a lizard version of the dog.
[hey europe, not sure what you’re looking for but i’m pretty sure this blog post isn’t it. see, in america, we find random nonsense humorous. a title which has nothing to do with the content of the post is considered ironic (a misuse of the word, but nonetheless). so, enjoy being portuguese or german or whatever you are, but you’re not going to get any sweet, trafficked tail by haunting this website.]