keep your forrest outta my gump

julie warshaw“Those look like comfortable shoes.”
“My feet hurt.”
And those were some rough-looking nurse-type shoes. It must be a bummer to be wearing ugly, uncomfortable shoes. Agonizing heels which are adorable is fine. No one wants to see your old Birks, but we allll know they’re comfortable. If your job requires you wear to wear ugly, uncomfortable shoes, it’s time to hit up Walgreens. According to TV, Dr. Scholls makes one hell of an insole. I’ve been contemplating the purchase of heels a size too big so that I can invest in a gel-insole. Then I can be cool with having my car towed and still sexy as I hoof it to Coral Gables.

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