Fur is murder. How long would it take for a leopard to kill you and eat your face? We’re told that polar bears are on their way out and responsible people say that something must be done. But do it from a distance. A newborn polar bear will pop your head like a grape. I leave you with this. Dade County Animal Control is aware that there is a pack of wild monkeys living in North Miami Beach who like to stand by the highway and watch traffic.
Stay in school, kids.
For as long as possible.