before you collect yourselves and decide who will wave the signs and who will hold the torches, i am admitting my negligence in regards to calculating the number of words per post. i may be parading under the guise of 100 words and giving you less. while i can only imagine the crushing disappointment that must surely accompany this discovery, i offer a platitude in the form of a reassurance that the following day’s post will be more robust.
and hey wordpress, if your patronizing congratulations on my number of posts “so far,” paired with an encouraging statement about how many i have left before i get to your determination of a blogging “milestone” (five) continues; i will be forced to look into your settings to make you stop. don’t make me look into your settings.
julie warshaw 