literary gold

julie warshaw

eat my heart out

I don’t like vampire movies. I don’t like vampire TV shows, books, teenagers; none of it. I read some Ann Rice vampire nonsense in the 90s when it was age-appropriate; wasn’t overly impressed. My memory of seeing Interview with a Vampire in the theater is that Mr. Brad Pitt had a very difficult time talking around his teeth. And he ate rats and kissed an 8yr old Kirsten Dunst. Sexy. I just don’t understand the appeal. I can’t think of anything worse than living forever…unless it’s living forever and hanging out with high school kids.

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