If I lived in a tree, I would be really afraid of falling out; I would never get any sleep and die at a young age from exhaustion. Also, I would probably always have ant bites on my butt. If you lived in a tree, these are the things that I would point out to you. But only after I made sure I was standing nowhere near your, uh, tinkle branch. I’m lying, of course. I would never speak to some crazy person living in a tree. No matter how far I was standing from their tinkle branch.