for the first time

and here we go. it’s friday, which is just lovely. my nails are gross and my roots are long. these are the things that occupy my mind today. these things, and lots of other things. but let’s face it, everyone’s living their life with their own boring inner monologues, why would you want to listen to mine? because mine is super awesome. also, it deserves recognition because its record exists. i don’t see you putting together 100 words a day. punk.