I’ll take cat puke for 800, Alex

julie warshaw

the happy zone

Sea lice and why they always end up under a dear friend’s boobs. Let’s call him Charlie. He’s concerned with the concentration of sea lice in his near and nether regions. (I’m being cruel and insulting; slinging decidedly inappropriate epitaphs in his general direction. I’m only trying to help. He’s the one who mentioned his itchy parts…). It’s not voyeuristic if they signed a release. (It is.) I’m in no way implying that sea lice is OK; it’s not. If you have sea lice, you’re filthy and doesn’t deserve friendship. I take it back; your parasitic state shouldn’t demean you as a person. Come forward. Come forward and let us Nix you.

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