happy belated birthday, enrique iglesias

julie warshawCut your toenails. All of you. There is no situation under which long toenails are desirable. If you’re wearing sandals, you owe it to your fellow man to prune those babies back. I think that grooming is requisite for certain styles of dress. Pantyhose, for example. We’d rather not see your leg hair, standing on-end through sheer ‘hose. I’m making no judgement calls in regards to body type; if you think it looks good, rock it and shame on your friends for not telling you otherwise. But prune the bikini line before hitting the beach. Shave your pits or quit waiting tables in a tank top. And for gosh sakes, cut your damn toenails.


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