I admire my fellow females’ ability to rock gregarious footwear. From the steep heels to the sparkly flats, I envy your confidence, ladies. I have some of the cutest shoes ever that I’ve never worn. I’m not sure if my wardrobe was based on my choice of flip-flop or my preference for flip-flops was engineered by my choice of clothing, but at this point, it’s chicken or the egg. Adorable patent-leather heels do not look good with sweatpants. And no one wants to see you in Yves Saint Laurent evening wear and Old Navy flip-flops.