I moved furniture in wedges yesterday and now my feet hurt. I’ve never been to a gym and neither have my feet. If I do 100 sit-ups and my stomach hurts, it’s because I never do sit-ups and I should. If I move three desks and my feet hurt, it’s because I don’t wear sensible shoes. Or because I shouldn’t be lifting desks in the first place. Or because I shouldn’t be lifting desks unless I’m wearing sensible shoes. I’m not sure what the problem is. Either way, I’m not going to wear sensible shoes. Or do sit-ups.