Spring is here (according to fashion designers), so it’s time to be springy with your clothing and your attitude. Pastels? Always! Wear them on your legs and wear them in your heart; everyone can tell when you’re faking spring! Just because St. Patrick is done leading the snakes out of Ireland doesn’t mean you have to be! Green looks amazing with an array of summer colors; pair it with pink! Pair it with pants! Or no pants! Or wear green pants by themselves! Then again, you can avoid pastels altogether. Wear black. Wear red. Wear black and red striped knee-socks and nothing else. Your boldly striped socks will detract attention from your white butt as you march proudly down the street with spring in your soul and a song on your lips.