At Mariel’s over Easter weekend, the computer asked us what Jesus did on Saturday. While I’m reasonably sure there’s a pious answer, I wouldn’t swear that it wasn’t a creative writing question. What Jesus Did on Saturday. I think he got up around noon, hit Denny’s for a late breakfast and caught a flick. He did some shopping and paid off a bunny to deliver eggs and candy to sympathetic children for the next billion years. Then he sent out Last Supper Thank You notes, posted a picture of his movie popcorn on facebook and got to bed early.