I don’t understand my cell phone. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had a smartphone since 2005, but I got rid of the internet years ago and only recently got it back. Apps confuse me. I know there’s an app for that, but why do I need one? Aren’t I utilizing cloud technology or whatever? Also, I’m reasonably sure that I’m not absolutely positive what an application is; ironic, since up until a month ago my job was to write about technology stuff and internet marketing (which I’m pretty sure involves apps…) But now I have this awesome phone and I look at it like, “I am not maximizing your potential.” Which I’m not, but good Lord, the few apps I do have seem to be updating alllll the timeee. It’s enough already. It’s like a mobile nightmare where Adobe rules the world.