I was instructed to write about infidelity, I’m opting against it. now, I’ve been instructed to write about how awesome parker is. that’s a lie, no 1 wants to hear about my damn dog. wait, that’s a lie, des wants to hear about my damn dog . Hey guys, my dog is awesome. admittedly, I’m sleepy, I’m out, and I’m trying to get this posted by midnight. I love you.