julie warshaw
I just realized that I didn’t April Fools anyone. I don’t think I’m going to. I’m a little uncomfortable making someone feel rotten and then taking it back just because it’s the day after March 31st. I remain consistently torn between celebrating the hell out of every conceivable holiday and barely acknowledging any of them. And my judgement is off. I go all out for Flag Day and have never had a Christmas tree. I buy calendars in July. I make my resolutions when I feel things need resolving. Besides, I prefer to catch my victims unawares. No one expects trick-or-treaters in February.